“Did you guys release two episodes on the same day?”
— Matthew Devall (Grievances)
“Sometimes you like scream or laugh and it’s very loud and startling.”
— Rosti
“I didn’t retweet this. You stole my phone so you could retweet yourself...I’m so sick of hearing about your podcast...I swear to god I’ll unfollow you...well now I feel guilty...Listen to this I guess.”
— Bill
“Also I tried...a few times...to listen to Lopez’s(?) podcast...it’s different (blushy smiley face)”
— Bill's Mom
“How did you not know fig newtons were a cookie?”
— Kelsey
“I’m basically done with the first episode... cookies and your tangents. Fig newtons aren’t cookies either. They’re pastry like.”