If you're hearing this, we must be dead. (2021)
“Did you guys release two episodes on the same day?”
“Sometimes you like scream or laugh and it’s very loud and startling.”
“I didn’t retweet this. You stole my phone so you could retweet yourself...I’m so sick of hearing about your podcast...I swear to god I’ll unfollow you...well now I feel guilty...Listen to this I guess.”
“Also I tried...a few times...to listen to Lopez’s(?) podcast...it’s different (blushy smiley face)”
“How did you not know fig newtons were a cookie?”
“I’m basically done with the first episode... cookies and your tangents. Fig newtons aren’t cookies either. They’re pastry like.”